The HANSON Twins - Australia's Two Mothers!
Submitted by tim on
How lucky is The Lucky Country to be nurtured by not one but two mother figures, both named Hanson?
Our Mother Sarah and Our Mum Pauline, elected to bear crosses on our behalf, the one to point out our manifold sins, the other to encourage them, surely make Australia not, as some say, a nanny state, but a mummy state?
Mother Sarah: our handwringing, long-suffering, Goody Two Shoes Mater.