LOST IN SPACEFUNK

Soundtrack to the legendary series "Lost In SpaceFunk". Performed by The Holy Flying Saucer.
For release in 2024. Maybe. Keep watching the sky.

DISTANT STARS

You and I, we went out walking
In the light of distant stars
You and I, and all that beauty
In the light of distant stars
 
You and I will love our childrn
In the light of distant stars
You and I will live forever
In the light of distant stars
 
Dust we were and dust we will be
In the light of distant stars
Dust is beauty, beauty dust
In the light of distant stars
 
Just the dust of distant stars
 
INTERGALACTIC KITTY CAT    
 
She sits on an asteroid
Twitching her tabbycat tail
The lonely spaceman can’t resist
The promises in kitty’s kiss
 
She sits on an asteroid
Wearing the look of love
The lonely spaceman never saw
The broken glass in pussy’s paw
 
She’s an intergalactic kitty cat
No-one ever kissed me as good as that!
 
She sits on an asteroid
Gnawing on spacemen bones
Someone broke her heart you see
The dirty Tomcat looked like me
 
LOST IN SPACEFUNK
 
Is it only a dream?
Time is not what it seems
You can tell by my eyes
It was quite a surprise
 
Now I’m out past Pluto
In the Milky Way
And I’m lost in Spacefunk
Watching comets play
 
And the music I hear
Is the sound of the spheres
 
Now I’m out past Pluto
In the Milky Way
And I’m lost in Spacefunk
Watching comets play
 
I just wanna know how far out I can go
Ah        Ahh
 
Now I’m floating away
To a new yesterday
 
And I’m out past Pluto
In the Milky Way
Yeah I’m lost in Spacefunk
Watching comets play

I just wanna know how far out I can go

The UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE
 
A sub-atomic particle starts out in a star
Ends up in a seashell in the glovebox of a car
 
A quantum of uncertainty, a quantum of dismay
A quantum of solicitude to keep the beast at bay
 
Do you know how fast you're going?
Do you know just where you are?
 
Every drop of water, every grain of sand
Every heart is but a wall around a foreign land
 
Basically uncertainty won’t get us very far
Wandering the universe, a planet with no star
 
THE LAUGHING GALAXY

In another galaxy, so far away we’re laughing
Blessed are we to be so far, so far away we’re laughing
Left our earthly goods behind, naturally we’re laughing
 
What is wrong with you people?
 
Set your sail, set your sail
 
What’s the joke, I hear you say, tell me what’s so funny?
All you need is love, my friend, all you want is money
When you gonna learn, my friend, to share the milk and honey?
 
Take a trip to the Laughing Galaxy
Set your sail for the Laughing Galaxy
Set your sail
 
Leave it all behind
 
MARTIAN GIRL
 
The saucer was silver, it had red velour seats
Picked me up at the end of my street
And took me far far away
She took me far far away
 
The crew were all women, they told me the score
There are no Men from Mars any more
Except for a few in the zoo
Except one or two in the zoo
 
I – I – I’m in love with a Martian Girl
 
She was mean, she was green, she was easy to clean
Deep purple eyes and a plasma screen
Her antennae folded away
Her antennae, they folded away
 
That’s why I keep watching the sky
I keep my eye on the sky
I just keep watching the sky
My wife she just wonders why
 
I said “I love you” and she laughed at me
She was just researching how it used to be
On Mars, long long ago
 
THAT MAN FROM ALPHA CENTAURI
 
Is he a man or just a fleshy computer?
An android perhaps, or something completely unknown
Impeccably groomed, that man from Alpha Centauri
Has radical views and always travels alone
 
He is visiting earth, he says, to kill all the lawyers
He'd follow thast up with the bankers and brokers as well
Heavily armed, that man from Alpha Centauri
Laughed and said he was helping to populate hell
 
He wore a sky blue suit
With buttons of peppermint green
A cobalt shirt and silver shoes
Sharp as a nw guillotine
 
The trouble, he said, is that bankers and lawyers keep breeding
You get rid of one, another crawls out of the slime
Quietly spoken, that man from Alpha Centauri
Said the meek will inherit the earth but it might take some time
 
HOLY FLYING SAUCER
 
A ferryman attends a burning river
Birds are falling from a yellow sky
Skeletons ride horses
Babylon is fallen
There’s a rocket in the pocket of the Lord
 
Demons drive the wicked to the Hellmouth
Scaley monsters swallow sinners whole
Skeletons ride horses
Babylon is fallen
There’s a rocket in the pocket of the Lord
 
Holy Flying Saucer, Righteous Aircraft
Fly me to the Mothership Of Souls
Sanctifying spaceship
Beam me up on high
Fly me to the Mothership Of Souls
 
John The Revelator he’s down with it
Ezekiel he’s down long time ago
Skeletons ride horses
Babylon is fallen
There are rockets in the pockets of the Lord
 
JIGGY SATELLITE
 
I’m jiggy with it
I’m jiggy with it
I don’t take any shit
Cos I’m jiggy with it
 
I’m hip to the trip
I’m hip to the trip
I don’t take any lip
Cos I’m hip to the trip
 
I’m orbiting Mars
Some people drive cars
 
I’m down with the funk
I don’t gather space junk
 
Space Daddy’s all right
One cool satellite
 
ROCKMELON MOON
        
Saw that old rockmelon moon fall out the sky last night
Fell into a stormy sea and disappeared from sight
My sweetheart said goodbye
The sweetheart said goodbye

Hey you old rockmelon moon, the sky does not look right
Hey you old rockmelon moon, don’t stay out of sight
I need your help tonight
Just need your help tonight
    
Shine on me you old rockmelon moon
Send the sweetheart back to me real soon
 
Saw that old rockmelon moon come up again last night
Rose out of a peaceful sea and shone its golden light    
It’s gonna be all right    
It’s gonna be all right    
    
Rock rock rock rockmelon moon
Rock rock rock rockmelon moon  
Rock rock rock rockmelon moon
 
SATURN DOLL
 
She’s so, interplanetary                          That Saturn Doll
She keeps running rings around me      That Saturn Doll
So, like, interplanetary                            That Saturn Doll
She keeps running rings around me      That Saturn Doll
 
She spins so elliptically                          That Saturn Doll
Can’t she see it’s bothering me?            That Saturn Doll
She spins so elliptically                          That Saturn Doll
Can’t she see it’s bothering me?            That Saturn Doll
 
PLUTO’S BLUES
 
I went far out but I went too far
I went far out but I went too far
 
I went too far now I’m way out there
I went too far now I’m way out there

Out here on the edge, all alone with Pluto’s blues
 
Now I’m way out there where there’s no there there
Now I’m way out there where there’s no there there
 
There’s no there there because you’re not here
There’s no there there when you’re not here
 
Out here on my own all alone with Pluto’s blues